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MOBILE PHONE ETIQUETTE

1. When you miss your special one, call him/her. "I miss you" means nothing if you don't do anything about it

2. Sometimes what your spouse wants is not even an hour long phone conversation from you. A one or a few minutes phone call is enough to brighten up your spouse's day

3. If you two are in a long distance relationship, don't ignore or stop calling; especially if phone calls are the only way to connect

4. Don't always text and chat. Sometimes make that phone call, it is more intimate

5. Don't attack your spouse with words such as "Where have you been, the phone call rang for a while? What have you been doing?" It makes your spouse defensive at the onset and communicates you are quick to suspect your spouse simply for picking the call seconds late

6. If you see your spouse's missed call, return them

7. Don't order your spouse to give his/her phone to the person near them to prove what they are saying is true. It is demeaning

8. Start phone calls warmly and end phone calls warmly. It makes your spouse enjoy talking to you

9. Before you tell your spouse what you called him/her for, find out how he/her is. It shows care. Don't just go straight at saying "Send me money for fuel, I am stuck"

10. Don't make it a habit to always walk away from your spouse when speaking to someone else over the phone. Your spouse might think you are hiding something

11. Don't be harsh when talking to your spouse over the phone, especially when he/she is in public. It will make your spouse avoid picking up your calls

12. Sometimes video call your spouse, to show your spouse you wanted to see his/her smile and to share a moment

13. Don't hang up calls on your spouse, even if you two have an argument. It communicates disrespect. If you two are having a not so pleasant conversation, you can say "Hun, I don't think this conversation is going well. I love you. Please allow me to end the call, we will talk later". That thoughtful ending alone will help

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1. Sister!!.. If You Have Flat B***s, Flat Yansh, And Even Flat Chest

Congratulations, Your Three Bedroom Flat Is Complete.. 😁😁😁

2. If Smoking W**d Causes Memory Loss, Why Then Do W**d Smokers Never Forget To Smoke W**d🤔😂😂😂😂

3. Those Of You That Brag About How Easily You Block People On Social Media

How Many Houses Have You Built With The Blocks 😏☺

4. When I Was In Primary School, Nothing Excites Me Like A Closing Bell On A Friday Without An "Assignment" 😂😂

5. Next Time I Will Enter Plane Bayii, If We Get To The Sky.. I Will Jus Open The Back Door And Jump Into Heaven God Will Be Surprise To See Me🤔😶

6. Looking Left And Right Before Crossing The Road Means You Don't Have Confidence In God,

Just Cross And Go, God Is Watching 😂😂😂😂😂

7. You Took Your Girlfriend To Visit Your Best Friend For The First Time, And The Dog There Didn't Bark At Her Instead It Is Playing With Her

My Brother Wisdom, I Repeat Wisdom Ooooo😊😊😊😊

8. Heart Break Is Very Bad Oo.......

My Neighbour Having Been Washing One Plate For 49minute Now...

That Is The Reason I Sold My Heart😄😄

9. In Those Days, You Have To Open Panties To See Girl's Buttocks

Buh Nowadays, You Have To Open The Buttocks To See The Panties
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10. Gone Are The Days When Football Was Watched By Cheering Fans....

Nowadays It's Watched By Terrified Gamblers😁😁😁😁😁😁🏃🏃🏃🏃

11. A Drunk Man Enters Female's Toilet By Mistake.

A Woman Inside Screams. "This Is For Ladies!"
The Drunk Man Replies... Holding His Dick, "This Is For Ladies Too.''

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12. Dating 2 Men Isn't A Problem

The Problem Is When One Wants It Shaved And The Other Wants It Hairy

Then You Have To Barb It Punk😂😂😂

13. In America, When Two Lovers Stare At Each Other, They Kiss.

In Africa, You Will Hear Something Like: "Why Are You Looking At Me, Do You Want To Give Me Money?"

Life Is So Beautiful In Africa 🤣🤣🤣🤣😁🤣

Dear Ex💔
I miss you
I still love you 😰😰😰😥😥😥😩😩😩
Sleepless nights thinking about you 😥😥😥😥
You left mhi with many words unsaid 💔💔💔💔💔💔
Your left my precious heart 💞 in pain 💔💔💔💔💔
I curse the day I met you 💔💔💔💔💔💔😥😥
You toiled with my feelings 💔💔💔💔💔
Your really lost a rear gem 💎 💎 💎 💎 💎
Someone who do pray for your success always 💔💔💔💔💔
I bet you, you won't find such person again 😰😰😰😰
I miss the old time of us 😥😥😥😥😥😰
💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔
I guess am still dreaming 💭 💭 💭 💭
Being single and happy is better than being sad and afraid in an abuse relationship.😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥
With time, trust mhi I will heal 😰😰😰😰😰
I will be fine ✌✌✌✌
Congratulations, you lost me.💔💔💔💔💔💔💔😰😰😰😰😰😰😰😰😰😰😰😰😰

Once in a while, remove N3,000 from that N5,000 Naira in your account.

Take a walk to the Mallam selling Roasted chicken or fish and order for 2 laps of chicken or one plate of fish.

Tell him to package it in a "TAKEAWAY".

On your way home, buy Hollandia yogurt, or any good yogurt, or coke, etc

When you get home, Lock your door, off your clothes,

Put "I can't kill myself" by Timaya or any of your best songs.

Please don't sit on the chair, spread on the floor and make sure you tear that chicken/fish as you listen to the song.

Then dilute it with the Hollandia/other drink.

One thing you need to know is that, Problem no dey finish for this world.

So no kill yourself trying to solve everything without taking a break to relax and enjoy your life.

Many people ended up in the grave without eating 10% of their sweat.

Look after yourself first before anything else.

A dead person doesn't hustle again.

It's already 1st November and the problems of 2021 still full ground!🙇🏾‍♂️🙇🏾‍♂️🙏🏾

But God will surely make a way.

Remain blessed and have a lovely and fulfilling WEEKEND
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A man took a loan, bought a house, it was about to be seized, just because he could not pay the loan as agreed.

He posted his situation on Facebook looking for help, but all he could get was zero comments.

So he sent 250 messages to his contact list requesting a loan of #200,000.

Unfortunately only 10 people responded. 6 out of 10 said they could not help him. And only 1 out of 4 who promised to help and gave him some money.

The other 3 gave excuse and never took his calls.

In the end, he was ejected.
He did not have a place to sleep. He walked in the dark looking for options and unfortunately, A thief stole his empty purse with his ID.

The thief was badly hit by a car in high speed as he fled and died without his body being identified.

Only the bag containing the identity card served as a marker.

The next day the news spread quickly around that he (the Man) had died.

2,500 people posted on his Facebook wall how they knew him and how kind he was.

A committee was formed by his"faithful" friends who raised #750,000 to feed people at his funeral.

His work colleagues organized themselves and brought #1.5m for the coffin, the tents and the chairs.

He had to be buried in a coffin worth #350,000 but as they hastily bought it there was a man who sold it to them for #200,000 saying it was his contribution.

The family met again, it was a rare opportunity for the family to meet again.

Then there was a sitting. For the funeral, the family contributed #400,000.

Everyone wanted to volunteer to show that they were participating.

They printed t-shirts and polos for more than #85,000.

Now imagine the scene when he decided to show himself up on the day of his burial…

While everyone run helter skelter thinking they'd seen a ghost, the man felt embittered, seeing how both family and friends that abandoned him at his darkest hours, extravagantly spent all they had, on mere carcass…

So is life today, A sad reality but part of our daily lives.

It will surprise you to learn that bulk of all those who talk about how much they love the deceased on burial days, are those who never showed him care and love, when he was alive.

Yet, they'll talk from Lagos to abuja, how much they loved him.

When a family member is in dire financial need, nobody will help…but the moment he's dead, money will come from all hidings…🤔

You who read this story, change your mentality.

Help your brother/sister when he/she needs you.

Do not wait for their death to show them your love. It will not help them.

Value your friends and family while they are Alive..

Think About It…

HOW DID YOU SPEND THE LAST 6 MONTHS?
After sitting for a while thinking about the path my life would tour in the next 6 months, I decided to visit the last 6 months to make enquiries of how best I've spent it. But pause, I did.
The boat has sailed to the middle of the year, what have you recorded in the last 6 months?
This is a question you need to ask yourself. Are you on the path to greatness or you're still a spectator?
How do you feel when everyone takes the bold step to leave their comfort zone and start doing exploits in your presence?
You get happy for them, you congratulate them but what are you doing to help yourself?
No one expected a sudden break as a result of this pandemic. Infact what I heard most at the beginning of this year was VISION 2020. Hardly did we imagine the possibility of global unrest but what can we do?
What happened to your vision 2020? Have you forgotten those beautiful goals you outlined at the beginning of the year? If your answer is yes, then you're still joking.
When life throws the slightest opportunity at you, what do you do? You grab it, you must not let it slide.
The probability that this time will exist again is slim, therefore you must find a tune for your life.
There's a popular saying urging people to forget their past and move on, the last 6 months was your past and is still not your past.
If you consider it as your past, how do you expect yourself to move forward? The last 6 months was your past according to time but not your past in relation to your growth.
You have to sit down and analyse how you spent the last 6 months before imagining your journey into the next 6 months.
Take time to think and examine yourself according to those goals you've written. Have you made any attempt towards them or you've done the opposite?
Here are the quick tips to check yourself.
1. Ask yourself what you desire out of life.
2. Take time to decipher the activities you've been doing for the last 6 months which did not add to your growth.
3. Document the positive results you get from specific activities you've been doing.
4. Ask yourself how you've managed your time in the last 6 months.
When you're done with this, you can now improve on them to know how to prepare for your journey into the next 6 months of the year.
When the pandemic is over, will you come out as the same person you were in the last few months?

AWESOME JOKES (AJ)
INTRO : THE BEST WAY TO PUNISH YOUR BOYFRIEND IS TO REJECT HIS MONEY,,, LADIES,, ARE YOU HEARING ME FROM THAT SIDE OR I SHOULD ORDER FOR MICROPHONE???...
1. If I dey work for Nepa office and you break my heart, just make sure you don buy gen
2. Some of you girls are still single because after eating on a date, instead of using a toothpick, you start using your tongue to do mcxi mxi mxcii*
3. Making her scream is important But making her cm is important Anyway the most important is making her come back next time
4. Torn trousers were as a sign of poverty long ago, but now it's a fashion. That's why I can't throw away my torn boxer, who knows what tomorrow may bring?
5. Don’t depend too much on anyone in this world because even your own shadow leaves you when you are in darkness.*
FACT
6. If you're a Nigerian and you can change the GEN switch to NEPA without the TV going off, add it to your CV, it's a skill*
7. You can't use her toothbrush but you can kiss her deeply even when she hasn't brushed.*
*My brother, words are not enough to describe you *
8. SOME MEN DATES SLAY QUEENS, LEAVE THEM AND MARRY SISTER MARY.THEN LEAVE SISTER MARY AT HOME AND CHASE SLAY QUEEN AGAIN.
ARE THEY NORMAL???
9. Later dem go say Ashawo no get use for this country.. Ashawo go lockdown for only 2months, boom see r**e everywhere *
*FACT OF LIFE*
10. Watching vampire movies at night can be very sweet until NEPA takes light and your front door open by itself
Boom!
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Good evening sirs /ma Have you heard or read of a man who established a zoo and made the entrance fee N50,000= but no one went there. He reduced it to N40,000= but still no one came. He then reduced the fee to N20,000= still people didn't come. Finally, he made it FREE entrance and soon, the zoo was filled with people. Then, he quietly locked the gate of the zoo, set the lions free and made the exit fee N150,000= and everyone paid.

MORAL

A. As you go about in life, beware of free offers.

i. Most of the time, they are big traps.

ii. Behind every free gift, there is high possibility of an ulterior motive.

iii. You may lose your life trying to get a free ride.

iv. You may lose all your money trying to get free airtime or free data.

B. Note that most promotions on the Internet, Facebook and WhatsApp platforms are big scams.

Today we live in a human society where there's no free lunch. The 'tat' you would give for the 'tit' you received could be too costly for you.

i. Avoid it. Why? Because every thing with value is valuable, it can never be actually or totally free!

Somebody called me with this phone number
07060714545 telling me he was doing some
registration online and he mistakenly put my
number on what he was registering, that my
number is similar to his number and that the
password of what he was registering was sent
to my phone which I actually saw as 6310.
He was now appealing to me to give him the
reset code that was sent to my phone so that
he could finish his registration. I told him to
call me with the number he claimed was
similar to mine so that I could verify his
claim, he told me he didn't have credit in that
line.
I got online to find out more, only to discover
he was actually trying to reset my bank
online/yahoomail password and that he is a
fraudster, an account hacker and also a 419er.
If I had given him the code which was sent to
my phone, he would have used it to reset my
bank online/mobile app account.
Please let us be careful and vigilant.
Fraudsters are devising new ways every day.
This is a new way of defrauding people...
Share to prevent others from being defrauded.
_*I care............pls beware*_sent as received.
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OTHER GROUPS AND PRIVATE CHART UR
FRIENDS SO THAT THEY WILL BE INFORMED
AS I HAVE INFORMED U ALL*

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