Mobile SMASH Brothers is bringing balance and stress relief to the people through the power of "SMAS
19/09/2021
Fast Deliveries 📦 Require Fast and Pretty Cars!!
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Check out the Product line of Automotive Enhancements and “Speed Demon”accessories! at
http://Enduringspeed.com
Because “Road RAGE” only happens to people in slow moving and “less than attractive” vehicles! 📠
04/09/2021
Fast Deliveries 📦 Require Fast and Pretty Cars!!
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Check out the Product line of Automotive Enhancements and “Speed Demon accessories!” at
http://Enduringspeed.com
Because “Road RAGE” only happens to people in slow moving and “less than attractive” vehicles! 🤷🏿♂️
01/09/2021
Reason #344 for “SMASH” therapy/coaching … ALL CAPS 🧢!!
If you use em’, wear em 🤷🏿♂️, or just plain live your life in them … you might be in need of some Coaching!!
I know you wanna break a keyboard 🎹 soooo bad bruh… Might I suggest one of mine, not your own!!
-mobilesmashbrothers.com
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29/08/2021
After a long day cluckin’ and not cutting these chickens any slack around the barnyard… Curly’s got a bit of stress.
Now, he returns back to the nest, just for his Queen 👑 Hen to be talmbout “how come he can’t just let someone else wake up the damn sun?!” ☀️ (She gets lonely in the morning y’all… very understandable) Buuuuutttt….
“Chick the job is hard, who else gonna do it!” 😡🤬
Curly needs a break and a safe place to bust an egg or 2! DON’T WORRY Curly… we got you!!
🥚💥🏌🏿♂️-mobilesmashbrothersllc
Any “man” under 6ft is not looking Jesus in his eyes… and “how can God trust a man who refuses to make eye contact with the Lord!!!”
This is science 🔬 🧪🧬 and psychology ... Not religion!! 🤷🏿♂️
Rule #5: “Have a tall friend!”
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19/08/2021
Hmmmm 🤔…
New “Oprah products” coming soon!? 🎉🪄
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Stop being poor 💁🏼♀️
17/08/2021
Reason #786 for “SMASH” coaching ...
“Monday’s that simply REQUIRE it!!”
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First day of the week and these dudes have already drained my week's worth of patience. | The Call Center Chronicles I’ve yet to recover my energy hence why y’all can’t read our full exchange, but it was an entire 25-35 minutes of this chat exchange (not phones) on loop, each side rewording it differently for each iteration: Customer: I need someone to guarantee any of your store can fix my laptop in one day...
Final thoughts on this “SMASH” session?
🤷🏿♂️... “NAILED IT!!”
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More “Dream House rennovations!”
🏠💥🏌️🏿♂️... We tear down walls, to build people up!
“Coffee Break-up!”- (Med) “SMASH” ☕️💥🏌🏿♂️Session!
Up to 30 mins
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$40
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More Info
Medium SMASH session.
Perfect release from a stressful day, week, or pressure packed agenda. Work it all out in a beautifully destructive way!
10 “U” cups
5 random electronics
1 Large “SMASH”able item
We got your Dollhouse dreams right here!
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“Coffee Break-up!”- (Med) “SMASH” ☕️💥🏌🏿♂️Session!
Up to 30 mins
·
$40
·
Medium SMASH session.
Perfect release from a stressful day, week, or pressure packed agenda. Work it all out in a beautifully destructive way!
10 “U” cups
5 random electronics
1 Large “SMASH”able item
Our “SMASH” family is growing! A new friend of the movement stopped by to release a little stress and anxiety while the “not so hidden” camera captured some underground footage!
Book your release session today!!
mobilesmashbrothers.com