Unky Tim's Funky Chicken Chaques

very, by intent, design, and necessity. Each one-of-a-kind piece is Lovingly created using carefully selected reclaimed (where possible) lumber, hardware, roofing, and locomotive enabler. Additionally, each piece is furnished with its own unique water-catchment system. GREEN is essential to the mission.
- Location !! Location !! -
In addition to providing eye-candy, entertainment, and food, these pimp-rides are designed to rotate locations within the yard in order to service insect control, soil fertilization management, and fung Shui flexibility. Each carraige features a micro-flock of select-breed poultry, populated according to the specific dimensions of each unique coop. These masterpieces are concieved, designed, and constructed in the center of the universe, where Lower Bone Hollow meets the Krummville road, in Accord, New York.