Hillbilly Hand Scrub

"The Toughest Soap for Hard Workin' Folks!" Furst off n most important, r soaps r made right here in the USA, by Americans. We need the jobs here.

Sekund, yer gonna luv it er y'll get yer green back pronto. Thurd, It's real concentrated. just a skirt'll do ya, n one jug 'll last ya a real long time, not like paw's jug a moonshine. Forth, them Hillbilly conditioners 'll make yer dry hands sissy soft. Maw 'll like that. Fith, we use walnut shell scrubbers insteda pumice er sand. Don't tear up yer hands er clog yer sink. Paw likes walnuts, so w  ...