Lullaby Place

Why do the Watermelons skip marriage? Cause they cantaloupe!

Why was the strawberry sad?

She was in a jam.

Why did the guy get fired from the calendar factory?

He took a day off.

How do you make a tissue dance?

Put a little boogie in it.

Why did the pony ask for a glass of water? It was a little horse.

What do you call a monkey with bananas in its ears? Anything you like he can't hear you.

I don't tell dad jokes very often. But when I do he laughs.

Why are elevator jokes so classic? Cause they work on so many levels.

When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.

What's the difference between a patio and a fish? You can't tuna fish!

What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop.