10/31/2026
Dear Diary,
My human has been assigned Halloween candy duty.
She's sitting with me sorting a giant bowl of chocolate.
I've watched her carefully.
One for the kids.
One for her.
One for the kids.
One for her.
I'm beginning to question the system.
I would intervene...
But I'm a recliner.
My job is to support her.
Literally.
🎃🍫
Happy Halloween from the best seat in the house.