Bespoke upcycled furniture
26/06/2025
A starving asylum seeker is greeted at Dover by a good genie who grants him 3 wishes.
The asylum seeker says i'm hungry. (POW) a huge banquet appears!
He then says now I want a nice house. (POW) a big mansion with a swimming pool appears.
He then says I want to be British. (POW) everything vanishes!
He asks where has everything gone? the genie says you're British now mate, you're entitled to f**k all.
19/03/2025
Absolutely stunning crabby chic Dressing table and stool .. Marlyn monroe on the mirror … pm for any more details … £145 can deliver
Absolutely stunning Marilyn love letter table and picture black and silver
Stunning table and marlyn monroe canvas picture £200
15/02/2025
Stunning upcycled Drinks cabinet …Stunning golf and mist grey … Gold pin legs … Delivery included £350