30/10/2026
🧛♂️🪵 STAKES! STAKES! STAKES! 🪵🧛♂️
🎃 VAMPIRE PROBLEM? WE'VE GOT YOU COVERED!
Are you suffering from a VAMPIRE INFESTATION?
Are hordes of the undead circling your home as we speak?
Have things taken a distinctly Transylvanian turn in your neighbourhood? 🦇
FEAR NOT! THE WOOD STORE IS HERE TO HELP!
We've got a lovely selection of WOODEN STAKES, available right now at our Brighton store for the terrifyingly low price of...
💷 JUST £4 EACH! 💷
Perfect for keeping those pesky vampires at bay, securing your garden projects, or preparing for whatever Halloween throws at you!
🧛 Garlic and holy water sold separately. Actually, not sold at all.
📍 The Wood Store, Brighton
🗓️ OPEN 7 DAYS A WEEK!
Monday–Saturday: 9am–5:30pm
Sunday: 11am–4pm
🚗 Customer parking available!
🌐 www.woodrecycling.org.uk
DON'T WAIT UNTIL AFTER DARK! 🌙
♻️ RECLAIM • REUSE • RECYCLE • REPEL THE UNDEAD!