18/10/2026
🚨😡 WARNING TO ALL HOMEOWNERS IN THETFORD AND SURROUNDING AREAS! 😡🚨
HAS ANYONE ELSE HAD DEALINGS WITH ABEC WINDOW CLEANING?!
I’m absolutely FUMING! 🤬
This bloke turned up at my house with a van full of water, a ridiculously long pole and a suspiciously cheerful attitude.
Said he was here to clean my windows.
WELL, YOU WON’T BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED NEXT! 😱
🪟 THE WINDOWS – Absolutely spotless! I can now see what the neighbours are up to. Privacy completely ruined!
🧽 THE FRAMES & SILLS – Cleaned them too! Turns out they’re actually WHITE! Who knew?!
🚪 THE FRONT DOOR – Even that wasn’t safe from his cleaning obsession!
☀️ THE SUNLIGHT – Now flooding through my windows, showing up all the dust INSIDE my house. Thanks a lot, mate!
😤 AND THE FINAL INSULT?!
He actually expects to come back regularly and keep them looking like this!
THE ABSOLUTE CHEEK OF IT! 🤣
⚠️ PLEASE BE AWARE!
This man operates under the name ABEC WINDOW CLEANING and has been spotted travelling around Thetford and surrounding villages, leaving homes suspiciously sparkling clean!
Apparently, he’s also been known to attack:
🏠 Gutters full of years of carefully collected leaves.
✨ Fascias and soffits that were perfectly happy being green.
🌿 Conservatory roofs that had developed their own ecosystems.
🏢 Even commercial properties aren’t safe!
AND WORST OF ALL… HE’S FULLY INSURED AND ACTUALLY TAKES PRIDE IN HIS WORK! 😱
😂 Anyway, plot twist…
I’M THE BLOKE FROM ABEC WINDOW CLEANING! 👋
And yes, I’m guilty of every single accusation!
✅ Regular 5, 10 weekly window cleaning
✅ Domestic & commercial properties
✅ Gutter clearing
✅ Fascia, soffit & cladding cleaning
✅ Conservatory roof cleaning
📩 MESSAGE ABEC WINDOW CLEANING TODAY FOR A FREE, NO-OBLIGATION QUOTE!
07436 028 07436 028661
🚨 PLEASE SHARE THIS WARNING! 🚨
There could be someone in your street still looking through filthy windows, completely unaware that help is available! 🤣🪟
ABEC WINDOW CLEANING
Making dirty windows disappear across Thetford and surrounding areas! 💦✨