Coolstuff dk - deepak

hi

When I drink alcohol... Everyone says I'm
alcoholic. But... When I drink Fanta.. No one
says I'm fantastic.

“Learn the rules like a pro, so you can
break them like an artist.”

Few things can't
be Understood...
Like Our Heart !
We think it Beats
Inside Us..
But..It really Beats
for
Someone..Who iz
Inside It....!!

That's fadoo 1 (from ever green branch..:p)
Bio student:-wht is reproduction.
Engineer:- Generation of heat in 2 unidentical
bodies which increases their internal energy
thermodynamically which is released out in form
of mechanical work when both the bodies perform
SHM followed by transfer of liquid from one body
to another by laws of fluid mechanics & it causes
volume expansion in one body where rate of
expansion is linear function of time till 9 months
& then....






A baby takes birth.
Bio stu:-Bhai sirf last line samajh aayi.
Moral:- Dont mess wth engineers.