Creative DMK

A teacher asked a student, What is the full form of Maths?




The student answered, 'Mentaly Affected Teachers Harrasing Students'.

Today, that student is an Engineer. Trust me :)

Aik Murghi ka Kawway se rishta ho gaya,

Jab Murghay ko pata chala, to wo Murghi k paas gaya or Bola:

Mujh men kya kami hai? Smart hoon, Kawway se zyada khoobsurat hun, Tumhari biradari ka hun,
Meri awaz pooray sheher men goonjti hai.
Murghon ki Union ka President hun”

Murghi boli:
Main tumhare jazbaat ki qadar karti hun,

Lekin!!
Amma Abba ki khwahish hai k Larka Air Force men ho:D

The altimate 0ne-
"kyo kisi ki yaado me roya jaye ..?;-(

kyo kisi ke khyalo me khoya jaye...?:-(

Mera to yahi kehna h yaaro :-O

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Bahar mausam bahut thanda hai :-P

Kyo razai odh k soya jaye ;-)

Research says that:
Girls Take 3 days to judge A boy,
Whether she likes Him or Not.
But Boys take only Three seconds!
1st Second ; kya Ladki Hai yaar!
2nd second : Mast hai yaar
3rd second : Bhai Mujhe Pyar Ho Gaya

Meaningful line written on
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Santa: I Wana Tell U Smthing,

Banta: Its Not Gud 2 Talk While Eating,





(After Eating)

Santa: Now Tell Me

Banta : There Was A Cockroach In Ur Food.

Teacher to Chhote: Beta batao, Parle-G ke packet par jo 'GREEN DOT' bana hota hai, uska kya matlab hai?
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Chhote: Madamji, Iska matlab hai...

Parle-G 'ONLINE' baithe hain..... :p :D XD X)

An Awesome Msg:

When I Got Enough Confidence,
"The Stage Was Gone.!"

When I Was Sure Of Losing,
"I Won.!"

When I Needed People The Most,
"They Left Me.!"

When I Learn't To Dry My Tears,
"I Found A Shoulder To Cry On.!"

When I Became Busy,
"I Got Friendz.!"

When I Mastered The Skill Of Hating,
"SomeBody Started LOVING Me.!"

After Waiting For Dawn,
I Fell Asleep & The Sun Came Out.!

Thats lyf....!!
Simply Unpredicatble ♥

Boy To Girl Before Exam:Hey,All The Best.
Girl:All The Best To U Too.
Girl Scored 80 Marks& Boy Failed

Moral:Only Boys Wish With True Heart

Clarke : F**k..!! I lost my bag ! :(

Ponting : Was there cash in it? :O

Hussey : Was there a mobile? :O

Warner : Was there your credit card? :O

Clarke : No! There was an autograph of Sachin Ramesh Tendulkar !!