I Am Noida

I recently went to a Inter-Religion Integration Seminar.

The Bishop came, laid his hands on my hand and said, “By the will of Jesus Christ, you will walk today!”

I smiled and told him I was not paralysed.

The Rabbi came, laid his hands on my hand and said, “By the will of God Almighty, you will walk today!

I was less amused when I told him there was nothing wrong with me.

The Mullah came, took my hands and said, “Insha Allah, you will walk today!”

I snapped at him, “There’s nothing wrong with me”

The Hindu sadhu came and said "Beta, you will walk on your legs today."

I said "Babaji - nothing wrong with my legs"

The Buddhist Monk came, held my hands and said, “By the will of The Great Buddha, you will walk today!”

I rudely told him there was nothing wrong with me.

After the Seminar, I stepped outside and found my car had been stolen.

I believe in all religions now......

Some people are INVESTMENTS
While Some are BILLS.

Watchout.
Doesn’t matter whoever they are.

Nonjudgmental curiosity is one of the best ways to learn as an adult. And sometime a hypocrite is nothing more than a man in the process of changing

What maybe a Nightmare,
Could be the song of Chaos.

Listen from the Heart,
There could be a Melody.

Record of your life,
Your Golden Album.
Born Again!

सत्य मौन इसलिए हो जाता है क्यूंकि उसे पता है कुछ बातों का जवाब सिर्फ समय देगा।

समय आपकी राह देख रहा हैं, आप समय की नहीं।

INTZAR Karne Walo Ko Sirf Utna Hi Milta He

Jitna KOSHISH Karne Walo Se Bach Jata He

Try Ever

Wait Never

Mamota Di got sms from bank : "Your credit card bill payment is outstanding"

She replied: "Thanks for the compliment!"

Country gets shocks when Didi talks

to

Pranaam 🙏

सोचने वालों की दुनिया,
और दुनिया वालों की सोच,
एक दूसरे से कितने अलग होते हैं।
क्यू ?

उम्र भर ख़याली भूतों से अगर मैं ना डरता,
ख़ुदा मैं क्या ज़ोर से जीता,
ख़ुदा मैं क्या चैन से मारता?

ख़ुदा कहता हैं,

बेफ़िक्री कर हुनर अपनी,
हर मुक़ाम तू पाएगा,
बंदे तू क्या-क्या हासिल करता,
बंदे तू मुझे हासिल करता।

ACT like a BABY
THINK like a BOSS

I am proud that my husband will continue EXTERNAL AFFAIRS for 5 more years.
*Mrs. Jaishankar W/o. Dr. S. Jaishankar - Cabinet Minister Govt. of India*
Probably the only female in the world who is proud that her hubby is having "EXTERNAL AFFAIRS" 🤣🤣