29/08/2026
Beware of scammers!!
Scammers are so hardworking… they’ll wake up at 5AM, skip breakfast, ignore their family, and spend the whole day looking for someone else’s salary. 😂 Meanwhile, me? I’m still trying to find my own.” 💀
We refurbish your old sofa back to new
Call or Whatsapp 0111956712
24/08/2026
Not to brag, but my sofas stay getting compliments....unlike my ex😌 . Your girls night needs this couch. Wine not included (but strongly recommend)
DMs open...for sofa inquiries only (Okay maybe compliments too)
Call the GuRu for clean sofas and sofa refurbish services 0111956712...my Whatsapp also working
23/08/2026
Be honest… how long have you been telling yourself, “I’ll repair that sofa next month”? 😂
If you had KSh 20K–30K to refresh ONE thing in your living room today…
Would you fix the sofa, change the fabric, or replace the whole thing? 👇🏾
11/08/2026
Ladies, if your sofa is starting to look like it has been through three marriages and a recession… 😂😭
Relax.
We can restore the frame, fix the comfort, replace the fabric and bring that beauty back. ✨🛋️
Your living room deserves better than “we’ll replace it next year.” 😂
Refurbish GuRu — old furniture, new attitude. 🔥
DM to book. 0111956712
29/07/2026
Your house looks modern until someone sees the sofa 😩.
Some sofas don’t need replacing.
They just need the right hands 😏
0111956712
26/07/2026
This is called trusting the process b4 you see results, madam hapa alikua amejaa ngori, weeh! But refurbish Guru tulifika Kwa ground and turned old sofa design to a new one, cheki results hapo chini
We offer mobile services
0111956712
15/07/2026
That awkward moment when visitors choose the plastic chair instead of your sofa...
😂😂😂
They won't tell you why...
But your sofa already did.
Let's restore your living room and bring back the comfort.
📞 0111956712
14/05/2026
The problem isn’t your living room… it’s the tired sofa destroying the vibe 😩
Guests sitting carefully like they signed a risk agreement 💀.
Call me @ 0111956712