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On Judgement day I will just hold Nigerian 🇳🇬Flag so that God will know I have passed through hell before 🥴

Nigeria police will be like
Shut up and start talking,
Am not ur friend "my friend!!!

✍️🤣🤣🙆‍♂️AYEMI MY LIFE🙆‍♀️🤣🤣✍️
During my English WAEC examination, as I bounced and entered the WAEC Examination hall, there was just one prayer inside my mind which is🗣️ " God please let me sit down near a person that knows book" because the stupid boy I told to send me the answer on my phone looks like who doesn't have sense😩
God finally answered my prayer, the girl that i sat with was an Albino👩🏻 and she wore medicated eyeglass that has rope👓, so i knew for sure that she knows book well well😁😋

As the paper started, this girl started to misbehave. She was just covering her answer anyhow but as a sharp guy that I am, i was spying the answer from one deadly angle🙂 when it remained just 5 minutes to go, this girl caught me copying✍️ her answer and started shouting at me, but i just ignored her, considering the fact i had almost copied finish 😗
The next thing that I heard was my phone's message tune "This useless boy has finally sent the answer" I sighed😌 and then told the invigilator to give Me a fresh answer booklet📄

I then tore and trashed the one that I copied🗑️ from the albino girl👩🏻 and used the paper to stone Her, I told her that in her life, let her not ever talk to me anyhow again😒
I kept the fresh booklet ontop my table and then used one kind style to open the message only to see "To Download Buga by kiss daniel at #50 text 3 to 4900🙆‍♂️💔😭

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I told my shadow to go and hustle and stop fellowing me up and down, country is hard I can't feed two people.

Last night rat fell inside my pot of stew, I remove d rat and lick the idiot before throwing it away 😋😋🚶🚶 _home

A girl👩 in her sleep was dreaming💭. She👩 dreamt that she was engaged💍, still in her sleep, she👩 was getting married💍 to the same lucky man👨. After the wedding,she👩 became pregnant 😱and was rushed to the delivery room🤔 and the nurse asked her 👩to push. 🔊
She pushed and delivered a baby👀 but the nurse told her 👩it was still remaining, she pushed and delivered the second baby, and she 👩was told it was still remaining another baby. As she was trying to push the third baby out, her roommate👨 shouted🗣, Precious wakeup!...YOU DON S**T FOR BED OO🙆🙆🙆
Somedays ar like dat ❤️💯

NOWADAYS, YOUTHS NO LONGER REMOVE CAPS WHEN GREETING AN ELDERLY PERSON👴👵. They now remove their 🎧 earphones . You children of nowadays, during our own time ..... Anyways lemme not talk.🚶🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️

Laugh 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
james : police, am here to give some report !
police : ok what are the report ?
james : two boys are fighting !
police : where is the evidence ?
james : this are their shoes !
police : ok i will work on that right now.
james : sir another case o !
police : go on...
james : i heard that he is a son of devil
police : who ??
james : the person reading this post !
police : what is the evidence ??
james : he will never like and type i love u God !
Police: just let me confirm maybe. home

"I went to😁Genesis hotels through😊Exodus road. On the way, I saw 😀Leviticus recording the😃Numbers of people at😃Deuteronomy, while😃Joshua was waiting at the Beautiful gate for😁Judges to see😄Ruth calling loudly☺"Samuel, Samuel". At a stage, the first and second😃Kings of😊Chronicles were coming to visit☺Ezra,😄Nehemiah and😁Esther for the misfortune of 😯Job their brother. They started singing😒Psalms and teaching children😄Proverbs concerning😄Ecclesiates and😄Songs of Solomon. This coincided with the period that😁Isaiah was engaged in😊Jeremiah's😂Lamentations together with😄Ezekiel and😃Daniel their friend. By that time😊Amos and😄Obadiah were not around. Three days later,😁Hosea,😃Joel and😐 Jonah traveled in the same ship with😄Micah and😊Nahum to Jerusalem.😄Habakkuk then visited😃Zephaniah who introduced him to😃Haggai a friend of😃Zechariah whose cousin is😊Malachi. Immediately after the tradition,😊Mathew,😁Mark,😃Luke and😄John got involved in 😁Acts of the 😄Romans who were behaving like the 😁1st Corinthians group because the 2nd Corithians group were always at loggerheads with the 😀Galatians n 😐Ephesians.At that time too, they realized that the ☺Philippians were close to the 😃Colossians, suggested the first 😃Thessalonians visit and that on their second 😃Thessalonians visit they should first of all see the first and second of 😊Timothy brothers who had gone to the house of😃 Titus to teach ☺Philemon his younger brother how to read and write in 😄Hebrew. On hearing this, 😊James asked 😃Peter twice to explain to him how the three 😄Johns have disclosed to Jude the 😁Revelations of this journey.💐"*🙏💪😎 home

Full meaning of PANTS.
"Private Areas Need Tight Security"😜
They won't teach this one in school🙅‍♂️🙅‍♂️oo

Call me the last thing you bought today. Don't lie🤣🤣