Étox

Étox shall begin its revolutionary chain of NEO ÉTOX.

FEELING SUICIDAL? EAT ANY ÉTOX AND DIE OF FOOD POISONING WITHIN THE NEXT 24 HOURS! HURRAH!

HULK LIKE RADIO-ACTIVE ÉTOX

ÉTOX PRESTIGE HAS BEEN CREATed

BUY NOW WHILE YOU CAN. EVIL. THIS ALL NEW ÉTOX IS SELLING AT AN AMAZINGLY CHEAP PRICE OF £199.99!! GET IT NOW BEFORE SOMEONE ELSE DOES.

ARE YOU CHINESE? ARE YOU NOT CHINESE? DO YOU WANT TO BE CHINESE? OR ARE YOU BRUCE LEE?

The Chinese Étox is not made in China.
IN FACT, ITS MADE BY A GROUP OF SCARAB BEETLES from EGYPT.

The Chinese Étox tastes splendid with some milk and some hot cross buns. It carries a herbal scent and tastes like diced button mushrooms, sliced zucchini and pounded chicken bits tossed in a wok.

Great Flavour and is ideal for people called Chole or Max.

WHERE IS MY COFFEE ÉTOX? OH THERE IT IS!

COFFEE ÉTOX HAS BEEN SCIENTIFICALLY CREATED with a toothbrush bristles, earwax, earwigs, coffee powder found in a dirty coffee machine in a wooden crate, something brown we found in the cupboard and some toilet paper. FEEL THE GREATNESS, FEEL THE POWER, D̶R̶I̶N̶K̶ ̶S̶O̶M̶E̶ ̶V̶O̶D̶K̶A̶,̶ EAT COFFEE ÉTOX NOW AND LET THE LIGHT SHINE OUT OF YOUR BODY, literally. MADE SPECIALLY FOR THOSE WHO ARE UNDER MENTAL ANGUISH.

Side effects: Cures tiredness (permanently), may kill you, makes your hair uncombable. (Not suitable for animals under the age of 47).

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CAMOUFLAGE ÉTOX IS HERE. SEE IT ON OUR PAGE!

TREES ARE GREEN, THIS ÉTOX IS ALSO GREEN.

DO YOU LIKE THE ENVIRONMENT? EAT GRÉNE ÉTOX NOW!

EAT THIS AND YOUR HAIR WILL INSTANTLY TURN TO GRASS, REDUCING CARBON DIOXIDE AMOUNTS IN THE AIR.

WARNING: YOU MAY GET EATEN BY COWS OR HORSES.

GRÉNE ÉTOX HAS ARRIVED.