EmOtiOns aNd fEeliNgS aRe sO hArD tO eXprEEs

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1. When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
~By Lee Majors

2. After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
~By Al Gore

3. By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
~By Socrates

4. Woman inspires us to great things and prevents us from achieving them.
~By Mike Tyson

5. The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?
~By George Clooney

6. I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
~By Bill Clinton

7. "Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays."
~By George W. Bush

8. "I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."
~By Rudy Giuliani

9. "There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."
~By Michael Jordan

10. "I've had bad luck with all my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn’t.” The third gave me more children!
~By Donald Trump

11. Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
~By Shaquille O’Neal

12. The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...
~By Kobe Bryant

13. You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
~By David Hasselhoff

14. My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
~By Alec Baldwin

15. A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
~By Barack Obama

16. Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.
~By Tommy Lee

17. A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
~By Brad Pitt

18. First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second Guy : "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
~ By Jimmy Kimmel

19. “Honey, what happened to ‘ladies first’?” Husband replies, “That’s the reason why the world’s a mess today, because a lady went first!”
~By David Letterman

20. “First there’s the promise ring, then the engagement ring, then the wedding ring...soon after....comes SuffeRing!
~By Jay Leno

21. "The reason why wives live longer is because they don't have a Wife"
~By Brandon Breezy

Forward this to all the guys to give them a good laugh .......and to the ladies with good sense of humour who can handle it!!!!!!!😀😀😀

Which ones do you like most?

The more chances you give someone to hurt you, the less respect they'll start to have for you!
They'll take advantage of your forgiveness.
They'll not be afraid to lose you because they think you will never walk away. Never let anyone get comfortable with disrespecting you!!!

Luc atl

You find a graduate bragging that they can't do some jobs because they have a degree, moreover just 1degree..,,,,, yet a thermometer has 100 degrees and works under armpits*
😁😁😁😁😁😁😁

In life you should never look back unless you need to see something behind you. The Future is where you're going so don't bother with the past, unless you're trying to learn and grow then sometimes look there. And keep your eyes open.

Atl luc

Today I saw two blind people fighting then I shouted "I'm supporting the one with the knife", they both ran away 😂😂😂😂

Atl luc