03/18/2026
Funny email I just received from a customer whose ottoman we just finished for her dog "Rocky"
Dear Bahama Upholstery,
I’m pleased to report that following the exceptional reupholstery work of your team, the esteemed President and Head of the HOA Committee Rockledge (Rocky) Kevin C. , esq. has officially resumed his rightful position(s) as President, Vice President, Chairman, Treasurer and Secretary of the Board.
A thorough inspection was conducted to determine if chair was in line with HOA standards. I am please to report the following findings:
FOOT STOOL INSPECTION:
RESULT - PASSED
The fine craftsmanship, color, quality of the presidential perch was noted and found to be up to code and within regulation.
As of this afternoon, he is back on duty overseeing all neighborhood activities, mail/dump truck surveillance, squirrel/bird/lizard/cat/rodents (size XS-XXL) deterrence as well as verbal warnings issued of unauthorized pedestrians walking, jogging,biking, breathing and parking on any lot within view.
Daily mandatory meetings, which had previously been indefinitely postponed during the “upholstery transition period” have now resumed in full force.
His Morale is high and the committees’ standards will resume and remain unnecessarily strict for all residents (except him, caught sleeping on the job).
Thank you for your craftsmanship and restoring order, dignity, and a proper vantage point for our household and neighborhood leadership. 😄
Warmest regards,
Leona
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