Flat Water Woods

10/29/2026

16" Wooden Christmas Tree Scripture Sign (Luke 2:11) – Handcrafted Holiday Decor

Add a meaningful touch to your holiday decor with these beautifully detailed, freestanding wooden Christmas tree signs.

​Each tree features the scripture passage from Luke 2:11 precision laser-cut into a Christmas tree shape topped with a star:

​"For unto you is born this day in the city of David a Saviour, which is Christ the Lord."

​Product Details:
​Dimensions: 16" Tall x 10.5" Wide

​Material: Precision laser-cut wood with a fitted wooden stand base.

​Design: Intricate Bible verse typography topped with a star and finished with the Luke 2:11 scripture reference.

​Display Ideas: Perfect for fireplace mantels, entry tables, holiday centerpieces, shelves, or as a meaningful Christmas gift.

​Pricing:
​$15 each (or 2 for $25)

​Local pickup available in Grand Island. Message me with any questions or to claim yours today!

10/27/2026

Handmade "Let It Snow" Wooden Winter Hanging Sign ❄️

For legal reasons, this sign cannot actually summon a blizzard, but hanging it on your door is the next best way to aggressively guilt Mother Nature into dropping some powder.

​Spruce up your front door or living room with this festive blue-and-white winter sign. Perfect for keeping seasonal cheer alive long after the holidays are over—or for pretending you love winter while hiding inside with hot cocoa.

​Design: "Let It Snow" text featuring a winter wonderland of snowflakes and pine trees

​Colors: Vibrant royal blue and crisp white
​Ready to hang: Comes with an attached rustic twine rope

​Condition: Excellent / Brand new handmade item

​📍 Pickup Location: Grand Island, Nebraska

💵 Price: $30 (Cash or digital payment preferred)

​First come, first served. No holds without prepayment unless you can genuinely prove you know Elsa from Frozen.

10/26/2026

10/25/2026

Handcrafted Laser-Cut Wooden Lantern with LED Tea Light | Nativity & Snowman

​Real candle lighting without the fear of your cat knocking it over and summoning the fire department! 🐈‍⬛🔥

​Bring a warm, cozy glow to your home this season with these handcrafted wooden holiday lanterns! Precision laser-cut with fine detail, each lantern creates a beautiful ambient flicker perfect for holiday mantels, entryways, or table centerpieces.

​Available Designs:

​"O Holy Night" Nativity Scene (Intricate silhouette framed in a starry Gothic arch)

​Winter Snowman (Detailed snowman scene with falling snowflake cutouts)

​Key Features & Details:

​Easy Flat Storage: Interlocking tabs allow each lantern to easily disassemble and pack completely flat—saving you tons of storage space after the holidays!

​Includes LED Candle: Comes with 1 LED flicker tea light per lantern for safe, flame-free illumination
​Quality Handcrafting: Made from real wood with contrasting dark accent trim

​Compact Size: Fits perfectly on desks, bookshelves, mantels, or nightstands

​Pricing:

​Single Lantern: $20 (Includes LED tea light)

​Set of 2: $35 (Save $5 when you buy a pair)

​📍 Pickup: Local pickup available in Grand Island.

💳 Payment: Cash, Venmo, Cash App, or PayPal accepted.

​Handmade quality—send a message to claim your design today!

10/24/2026

Abel is ready to chat you up at 1102 S Lincoln Ave in York!

10/24/2026

All that ADHD energy and getting to bed sometime after 3am I was able to get a fair number of these lanterns done last night.

If you want to see them in person, I'll be at the Carter & Co Fall Festival today! Come see me and these lanterns at 1102 S Lincoln Ave in York, NE from 3-7!

10/24/2026

What you do the night before a show when you have ADHD

10/17/2026

Come out to your boy's first craft show! I'll be here from 9am - 1pm

417 G St
Central City

10/16/2026

🚨😂 THURSDAY PSA: YOUR CAR IS TRYING TO TELL YOU SOMETHING! 😂🚨

Your car: “Hey… remember that oil change you said you were gonna get?” 👀🛢️

You: “Yeah, I’ll get to it…” 😅

Your car: “YOU SAID THAT 3 WEEKS AGO!” 💀🤣

Meanwhile, you’ve got work, family, errands, and about 47 other things on your to-do list! 🫠

GOOD NEWS, GRAND ISLAND! 📣🔥

🛠️ OIL ON WHEELS IS HERE TO MAKE LIFE EASIER!

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📞 402-705-8112

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10/16/2026

Your husband said we couldn’t leave the Christmas decorations up all year... but he didn’t say anything about starting early! 🎅🏼✨

Make a statement this holiday season with these large, handcrafted 18-inch 3D layered wooden signs! Each sign features a multi-layer dimensional design, stained in rich red or deep forest green with crisp white overlays. Perfect as a front door wreath alternative, entryway centerpiece, mantel decor, or holiday gift.

​Available Styles:

​Santa’s Sleigh & Village Round (Available in Forest Green & Rich Red)

​Features Santa flying over a cozy winter village with reindeer and pine trees.

​Merry Christmas & Snowflakes Round (Available in Forest Green & Rich Red)

​Bold holiday greeting framed by pine tree silhouettes and detailed snowflakes.
​Joy to the World Nativity Round (Rich Red background with gold accent star)

​Classic nativity silhouette featuring Mary, Joseph, and baby Jesus.

​Features & Specifications:

​Size: 18 inches in diameter (Large statement piece)

​Craftsmanship: Precision-cut, hand-assembled 3D multi-layer wood construction

​Finish: Stained wood backing (Crimson Red / Deep Forest Green) with clean white raised layers

​Display: Ideal for door hangers, wall art, mantel displays, or wreath attachments

​📍 Pickup: Local pickup available in Grand Island.

📦 Shipping: Available upon request.

​Message me to select your style or ask about custom combinations!

18" - $45