Snooty Patootie Home

✨ What an incredible 5 weeks! ✨

Our Closeout Sale was better than we ever could have imagined. Thanks to this amazing community, nearly everything found a new home. Only two dining tables and a coffee table are still available, posted today if you want to snag them!

After 8 amazing years, closing The Stockroom has been bittersweet, but your support has made this transition so full of love and gratitude. Every visit, every purchase, every kind word meant the world to us 🤍

This isn’t goodbye. We’d love for you to continue shopping with us at , where our curated boutique collection is waiting for you ✨

xx, Kay

✨ 80% OFF – FINAL SALE ✨

Round Dining Table
Metal base with a wooden top.

• 48” diameter
• Unique base with a warm wood top
• Note: top has a couple of cracks (swipe to see — priced accordingly)

$500

📍 Pickup required THIS WEEK

DM us if interested. First come, first served!

✨ 80% OFF – FINAL SALE ✨

Coffee Table
Unique and well-crafted piece with a wooden base and suede top.

• Size: 63” x 36”
• Great statement piece for any living room

$300

📍 Pickup required THIS WEEK

DM us if you’re interested. First come, first served!

✨ 80% OFF – FINAL SALE ✨

Travertine Dining Table
Beautiful high-end piece with a solid wooden base and a stunning stone (travertine) top.

• 52” diameter
• Extremely sturdy and high quality
• Timeless, elegant look

$500

📍 Pickup required THIS WEEK

DM us if interested. First come, first served!

FINAL DAY at the Stockroom. 🥹

Today is your last chance to shop our closeout sale.

✨ 80% off storewide
🎄 80% off Christmas decor & trees

Furniture, rugs, lighting, art, beds, pillows, home decor and more are still on the floor, but when the doors close today, this chapter of the Stockroom is officially over. 🤍

Come see us one last time and take home something you love.

Open today 10am–4pm.

(P.S. Our boutique location is staying open —see you there next?!)

Day 2 of our FINAL closeout weekend!

Today only: 75% off storewide
And 80% off all Christmas decor & trees all weekend long 🎄

Furniture, rugs, lighting, art, beds, bedding, pillows, home decor and more are still here, but pieces are going quickly and this is one of the last chances to shop the Stockroom.

Come see us and grab those pieces you’ve been eyeing before they’re gone!

We’re open today until 4pm ✨
(P.S. Our boutique location isn’t going anywhere!)

The final weekend of our closeout sale starts NOW!

Thursday (today): 70% off storewide
Friday (tomorrow): 75% off storewide
Saturday (03/14): 80% off storewide
Plus, all Christmas decor and trees are 80% off all weekend long!

We’re stocked with furniture, home decor, art, lighting fixtures, rugs, beds, bedding, accent pillows, and plenty more ✨ Come join us for one last weekend at the Stockroom. We can’t wait to see you and help you shop all things for your home!

Open Thursday - Saturday | 10am-4pm

OUR LAST STORE TOUR EVER 🥹🤍

Our final weekend at the Stockroom starts tomorrow, and we can’t believe it’s here.

Here’s the sale rundown:
Thursday — 70% off storewide
Friday — 75% off storewide
Saturday — 80% off storewide
Plus, Christmas is 80% off all weekend 🎄

Doors open at 10am tomorrow, and items will move quickly. If you’ve had your eye on something, we recommend coming right at open for the best selection.

Thank you for making this closeout season so special. We can’t wait to spend one last weekend at the Stockroom with you. 🤍

The final weekend is almost here. 🥹🤍

After five weeks of our closeout sale, we’re heading into the last few days before we close our doors. There are still some beautiful pieces left in the shop, and we would love to see them find their homes.

Here’s the full rundown for this weekend’s sale:
Thursday — 70% off storewide
Friday — 75% off storewide
Saturday — 80% off storewide
Plus, all Christmas trees & holiday decor — 80% off

Open Thursday–Saturday | 10–4

If you’ve had your eye on something, this is the time. Once it’s gone, it’s gone. Store tour coming to the feed tomorrow ✨ We hope to see you soon!

Weekend four of our closeout sale is in full swing, and the shop is still full of beautiful pieces waiting for their next home.

Furniture, decor, lighting, art — everything in the store is now 60% off, with Christmas at 80% off. If you’ve been meaning to stop in, today is the perfect day to come wander the shop and see what’s still here. ✨

We’re open 10am–4pm today, and after this weekend there’s only one more sale weekend before we close our doors.

Open Thursday–Saturday | 10am–4pm 🤍