Swina, The People's Republic of

Depending on the time of day, you will see anywhere from 3 to 83 Swinese carrying about. Although everyone sort of knows everyone, they all love and hate each other at the same time. They speak Swinese, a modified form of the English language but often spoken via yelling or hollering, accompanied with engine noises and hand motions. The Swinese are fun loving people that truly show their culture on their chest and in the way they walk about. Often topless, the guys usually are red with rageburn, known as sunburn in the states but here, it apparently has no cancerous side effects or pain. The lady Swinese seem attracted to this burnt skin and carry themselves in such a manner as only to be seen in sun dresses and sandels. Swinese walk about the island with much swagger, which can usually identify how long he or she's stay has been. An overstay often leads to swaying, dancing, staggering, and the use of chairs to welcome newcomers. Although the island seems immune to much of the external elements, it is not an island that one will leave un-scarred. Members include:
Kevin
Calvin
Brian
Michael
Martha
Garner
Harris
Kathryn
John
Will
Webb
Tate
Denny
Meredith
James
Bowen
Kyle
Brittany
Chance
Jessica
Chase
Liz
Shelton
Greg
Airlia
Andrew
Stephen
Will
Kristen
Alexandra
Collins
Whitney
Holly
Meredith
Sammi
Rob
Brian
Leslie
Nate
Bess
Wicke
Rebecca
Edward