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Monday 9am - 5pm Tuesday 9am - 5pm Wednesday 9am - 5pm Thursday 9am - 5pm Friday 9am - 5pm Saturday 9am - 5pm

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The Tidy House

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Cleaning services, closet clean-outs, toy clean-out, let us take stress out of the little things!

10/31/2026

Ashley - everyday. 😂😂😂😂

10/31/2026

🎃👻 LET’S SEE THOSE HALLOWEEN COSTUMES, EVERYONE! 👻🎃

Parents, grandparents, caregivers, and everyone who helped make the Halloween magic happen, we know you’re exhausted! The costume planning, the last-minute chaos, the getting everyone dressed, and the million little things nobody sees. 😂🧡

But those smiles? Those memories? Worth every bit of it. 🥹

Now flood those comments with your little ghosts, goblins, princesses, and superheroes! We wanna see them ALL! 🍬🎃

Happy Halloween, y’all! 🧡

10/30/2026

🤎🎃

10/13/2026

🚨 NEW: MUDDY MESS SOLUTIONS! 🚨

Don’t need the whole house cleaned? We got you. 💯

👣 Floors & Doors — doors, frames, baseboards & floors
🚽 Sinks & Seats — kitchen, bathroom & floors

Add-ons available:
Oven ($30.00)
Fridge($30.00)
Exterior 1st Floor Windows ($5.00/window)

Quick. Targeted. Affordable. And we’re OUT THE DOOR. 💨

Small package. BIG difference. 🧹✨

Ask about your package pricing today! 📱

10/08/2026

AVAILABLE DATES BELOW! 🏡🫧

We are SO thankful for these busy schedules, seriously, y’all keep us moving! 😂🫶🏼

BUTTTT… we still have a little wiggle room left for YOU and your house! 👀

If you’ve been saying “I need to get on Ashley’s schedule…”
This is your sign. 😂 🪧

👇🏼 AVAILABLE DATES BELOW! 👇🏼

Grab one before somebody else does ———> because once they’re gone, they’re GONE! 🧹✨

10/06/2026

I KNOW ➡️ don’t panic. 😂 We have dates on the books allllll the way through JANUARY. 😝

Ashley is either:
✨ wildly in touch with reality and planning 4 months ahead
OR
🚗 texting you on the way because she forgot to remind you.

There is absolutely no in-between. 😂

So if you’ve gotten an appointment confirmation from us, PLEASE CONFIRM IT! 🙌🏼 🗓️

We only have a few dates left, and confirming your appointments helps us know what’s actually booked and what dates we can release to someone else. 🧹

Help your slightly chaotic but very well-intentioned cleaning lady keep this schedule together. 😂🫶🏼

10/05/2026

⚖️ TIDY HOUSE COURT IS NOW IN SESSION. 👩‍⚖️

Leaving clothes in the dryer for 4 days because “they’re still clean.”

GUILTY OR NOT GUILTY? 🚨

Ashley: Guilty on all counts, lock her up. Does she know she has a chest of drawers in every room? 🚓

Pam: Not guilty, she folds and puts them up before they even get out of the dryer. 🆓

I wont call anyone else out, but Tidy Master A and B are for sure leaning towards being locked up with Ashley! 😂

10/02/2026

Every cleaner has them. 😂

Not names we actually call our clients… but the names we use when we’re trying to figure out which house we’re talking about.

Spiral Stairs
The Tarantula House 🕷️
Big White Dog House
Brady Bunch 😂
Hidden Microwave House 🤦🏼‍♀️
& one of my absolute favorites -
Knick Knack Patty Wack House 🤷‍♀️

What’s YOUR unofficial household nickname.

I think mine would have to be “The Struggling Farm” 😂😂

-Ashley

10/02/2026

🕵️‍♀️🎃 FRIDAY FILES: WHO DID IT?!

Another week. Another mystery.

Today’s case:🧦 THE SINGLE SOCK INCIDENT

One lonely sock.
DEAD center of the living room.
No matching sock anywhere.

The suspects:

🐶 The dog
👧 The kids
🧺 The dryer
👻 A ghost
👩 Mom, who claims she “just cleaned in here.”

WHO DID IT?! 😂

Drop your suspect below & why you have accused them.👇
Wrong answers are absolutely encouraged. 👏🏻

🔎 Come back next Friday for another case! ‼️

10/01/2026

🌧️ THE TIDY HOUSE IS CLOSED TODAY 🌧️

With the flooding chances and the amount of rain we’re expecting, we’re going to play it safe and keep everyone home today.

A lot of the roads we travel for jobs are dirt roads and low-water crossings, and unfortunately, those don’t exactly get along with a whole bunch of Texas rain. 😅

Our clients’ homes will still be there tomorrow, our people need to be safe today. ❤️

If you were scheduled today, we’ll be in touch about rescheduling. Thank you for understanding and, as always, for trusting The Tidy House with your homes! 🧹🏡

Stay safe, stay dry, and please don’t drive through flooded roads. 🌧️

Address

San Antonio, TX
76442

Opening Hours

Monday	9am - 5pm
Tuesday	9am - 5pm
Wednesday	9am - 5pm
Thursday	9am - 5pm
Friday	9am - 5pm
Saturday	9am - 5pm

Telephone

+12544330818

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