09/30/2026
Nobody has played the piano in years, and it still decides how the living room is arranged.
That is the thing about an upright. It came in through a door that has since been reframed. It weighs more than the sofa and the bookcase together. Somewhere along the way it stopped being furniture and became a structural element. The sofa faces it. The rug was bought around it. Christmas happens beside it.
A couple of companies have probably already come out, looked at it, and passed.
Here is the only part worth saying: it is not a weird request. Weight is the reason a crew and the right equipment exist. You do not have to apologize before you describe it.
What is the heaviest thing in your house that nobody uses?