Facts in Comedy

When she starts an argument a few days before her birthday.

Me after breaking up with her on her birthday to make sure she remembers me every year 😂

10 year old me watching my teacher who calls me "sweetie" get picked up by her husband :

Mosquito 🦟 trap.
Mosquito eats the salt thinking that it is sugar and gets thirsty. . .it then drinks the Gordon's dry gin from the b**r cap thinking that it is water.

It gets drunk and trips on the stick and bangs it's head on the rock. It dies.
🦟🦟 .

I am not coming to your house again. You and your sofas need some E45 lotion 🤔🤣

Rest in peace Gatsheni 😢
Wena Boya beNyathi 😔

I ate Kaizer Chiefs Chips, now I want to drink water but I can't lift a CUP 😭😭😭